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Pickle Pancakes with Sardine Syrup

$1,042

This bold breakfast delight combines the tang of dill pickle brine with the unexpected sweetness of sardine-infused syrup.

Entrees

Bacon-Wrapped Banana Sushi

$4,042

Bacon-Wrapped Banana Sushi takes the sweetness of bananas, wraps it in the smoky goodness of bacon, and finishes with a dollop of wasabi whipped cream for a surprising kick. 

Desserts

Cabbage Cheesecake

$7,042

Layers of caramelized cabbage and creamy cheesecake filling come together in a graham cracker crust, topped with shredded cheddar cheese for an unforgettable savory-sweet experience.

Bratwurst Ice Cream

$2,042

This unique treat combines creamy, sweet ice cream with the bold, smoky flavor of bratwurst chunks. A swirl of sauerkraut juice adds a tangy kick, while pretzel crumbs on top bring the perfect crunch.

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